Brooster the rooster was the horniest animal on the farm. He took care of all the hens, then the ducks and geese. The farmer told him, "Brooster, one of these days all of that sex is going to kill you"
On and on this went, day after day. The sheep, hogs, cattle, even the dog and cats. None of them were safe from Brooster. The farmer kept telling him, "One of these days all of that sex is going to kill you "
One morning the farmer got up late, because Brooster didn't crow. He looked out the window, and saw two buzzards circling in the air. He went outside, and saw Brooster laying in the barnlot, wings sprawled out, feet sticking up in the air. The farmer ran out, picked up his head, and said, "Brooster, I told you all that sex was going to kill you one of these days "
Brooster opened one eye, and said "shhh, their gonna land"