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The English, Welsh and Irish man (Paddy)
« on: December 14, 2019, 06:47:25 PM »

The 3 men died on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas "

The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass.

The Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass.

The  Irish man pulls out a G string and bra, St Peter says "how do they represent Xmas?".... Paddy says "they're Carols"
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Re: The English, Welsh and Irish man (Paddy)
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2019, 11:48:32 PM »

 ;D ;D
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Re: The English, Welsh and Irish man (Paddy)
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2019, 10:47:20 AM »

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