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[Threephase]

WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH?  DID AMERICA MOVE?

WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL

BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.

VEGETARIAN:  ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH OR LIGHT FIRES!

I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”?  -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?"

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.     

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