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Oh My
« on: April 06, 2007, 11:04:13 AM »

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that
she's pregnant.  She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her first
run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her.  She
calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How
could you have let this happen?  With all that's going on right now, you
go and get me pregnant! How could you?  I can't believe this!  I just found
out I am five weeks pregnant and it is your entire fault! Your fault! 

Well, what have you got to say?"
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

 In a barely audible whisper, he says,
"Who is this?"
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