The Penis Study The American Government funded a study to see why the
>head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and
>$180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than
>the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US
>published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After
>$250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the
>head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure
>during sex. Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted
>their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2
>cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from
>flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.