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« on: April 19, 2007, 10:14:56 AM »

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Patriots fan.




 
She asks the class to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too.
 
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.  The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:
"Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Patriots fan." she replied. The teacher, still shocked, ask: "Well, if you're not a Patriots fan, then who do you support?"  "I'm a Charger fan, and proud of  it," Mary replied.
 
The teacher could not believe her ears.  "Well Mary!, might you explain why are you a Charger fan?"                               
 
"Because my mom and dad are from San Diego and Charger fans, so I'm Charger fan too!"
 
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Charger fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.  What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what would you be then?"
 
Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan." :cherry:

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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2007, 10:23:02 AM »

Very funny. :orange: I sent that to my buddy the Raider fan.
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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2007, 11:20:45 AM »

I'm sure it's funny but unfortunately it's lost on this limey.  I watch propper football - known to you as soccer.
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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2007, 11:28:27 AM »

I'm sure it's funny but unfortunately it's lost on this limey.  I watch propper football - known to you as soccer.
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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2007, 12:30:05 PM »

I'm sure it's funny but unfortunately it's lost on this limey.  I watch propper football - known to you as soccer.

Hey Smiler you just need to transfer it to your local football clubs and bingo - same old joke !

Anyway why not watch a man's game - Rugby for me every time.

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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2007, 12:36:20 PM »


Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan." :cherry:



That's just so rude.  It's not wrong.  But it's rude.


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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2007, 12:40:04 PM »

two of my brothers are avid raiders fans, I am a 9er's fan so I really liked this one.

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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2007, 12:50:28 PM »

two of my brothers are avid raiders fans, I am a 9er's fan so I really liked this one.

I make it a point to go to the Chiefs game each year that hosts the Raiders.  Wear a shirt that reads "Lennie Dawson Deserved It!"   Chiefs fans are loud.  And they give a fair bet of free beer (w/o benefit of cup!).  But they ain't Raiders fans.  Even if the team does suck in perpetuity.
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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2007, 07:48:15 PM »

THE only real mans game - is waterbed polo.
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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2007, 11:21:58 AM »

I am a 9er's fan so I really liked this one.

So is 99.9% of the gay population in Frisco. What else do you really like??
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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2007, 04:17:47 PM »

I'm sure it's funny but unfortunately it's lost on this limey.  I watch propper football - known to you as soccer.
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Re: Football Fan
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2007, 04:18:13 PM »

So is 99.9% of the gay population in Frisco. What else do you really like??
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