An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Boston and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Patriots fan.
She asks the class to raise their hands if they are Pats fans too.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:
"Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Patriots fan." she replied. The teacher, still shocked, ask: "Well, if you're not a Patriots fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a Charger fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary!, might you explain why are you a Charger fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from San Diego and Charger fans, so I'm Charger fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Charger fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."
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