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VAZHOG

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Laid off in Kentucky
« on: May 04, 2007, 11:43:53 AM »

BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY
AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER..... I SEW ELASTIC
INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES"..... THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR,
SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.
SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER", WHICH WAS
LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB.... SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK....

WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE
TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY......

THE CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABOR"

"WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB.

"I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES AND RUFUS







PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS......"DIESEL FITTER"....!!!!




*this could also be laid off in VA as Well :)
« Last Edit: May 04, 2007, 11:45:28 AM by VAZHOG »
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cigarmike

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Re: Laid off in Kentucky
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2007, 06:43:42 PM »

Lets see what Chuck has to say...........
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