Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Kpasa]

A Penguin is having car trouble and takes it to a garage.  The mechanic says he’ll need about an hour to look it over, so the Penguin decides to go get an ice cream.  Since the Penguin doesn't have any arms, he gets the ice cream all over his face.

When the Penguin returns, the mechanic says, “Well -- it looks like you blew a seal.” 

To which the Penguin relies, “Nah! It’s just a little ice cream.”