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Legal Speak
« on: June 17, 2007, 06:50:16 AM »

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each
other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists that the game is a lot of fun. "I
ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and to keep him
quiet, she agrees to play the game.The lawyer asks the first question:
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word,
 reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer,
"What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references.He uses the Airphone;he..... searches the
Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails
to all his smart friends he knows, but all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He
wakes up the blonde and hands her $500.The blonde takes the $500
and goes back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks,"Well, so what goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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Re: Legal Speak
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007, 09:44:35 AM »

And that's the reason our country has gotten so *** up- the lawyers are dumber than blondes.
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Re: Legal Speak
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 01:26:47 PM »

And that's the reason our country has gotten so *** up- the lawyers are dumber than blondes.

And the bad part is that the dumbest ones tend to wind up in political office!

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Re: Legal Speak
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007, 01:35:44 PM »

.... the lawyers are dumber than blondes.

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