It was weird - they were naked under their clothes only. The motion to create a fabric free section was over ruled, unfortunately.
okay okay, let's get back to this fabric free issue.... If we go fabric free, then no-one will be able to accurately identify their thread count and that would leavew only anarchy in it's place which would cau ... Hmmm,....well, wait a minute, I gues that's NOT true!!!! Thread count would still work!!!!
AND!! OH YEA!!! All the computer geeks will love it right away, 'cuz all the thread counts are "1's" and "0's",
so it's all good for everybody!!!! and you can identify all the important characteristics real easy. and no-body feels left out, so it's inclusive and non-discriminatory...
Aww geez, now my boss is here. I gotta go to work kids....
By the way...