Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while
walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that
he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six
wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were
females.
The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished
for a crash helmet.
One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed
at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish.
He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as
well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he
climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two
wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in
the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the
world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit
for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that
Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
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Topic: Be Careful What You Wish For (Read 639 times)