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[BalDeagle]

James Bond walks into a bar and takes
a seat next to a very attractive blonde woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"Shertingly not", he replies, "Q's jusht given me thish
shtate-of-the-art watch and I was jusht teshting it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It ushesh alpha wavesh to talk to me
telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

Bond says "Well, it shays you're not wearing any knickersh...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

Bond tuts, taps his watch and says,
"Damn thing'sh an hour fasht.