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[Mr. We]

Last weekend I fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a               
 horrible sunburn. I wastaken to the hospital by ambulance                 
 and promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second  degree burns.
 
 With the skin already starting to blister and noting the severe pain I is
in, the doctor went ahead and prescribed continuous intravenous feeding
with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.   
                                                       
 My nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, "What good will                 
 Viagra do for him now, Doctor?" 

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs."