A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
>He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
>from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any
>cop from Alabama. He decides to prove this to himself and have
>some fun at the Alabama deputy's expense.
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>The deputy says," License and registration, please."
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>"What for?" says the lawyer.
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>The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
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>Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
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>"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and
>registration, please."
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>The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
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>"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
>License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
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>Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
>and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me
>the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
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>"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
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>At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
>the ever-loving sh -- out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to
>stop, or just slow down?"
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