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Deaf Bookkeeper.....

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him
out of ten million bucks.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in
the first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything
that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his
missing $10million,he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the $10 million
bucks he embezzled from me is.
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's
temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you
don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK, OK! You win! I will tell you,
just don't hurt me.
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my
cousin Anthony's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger".

[Hoist!]

Deaf Bookkeeper.....

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him
out of ten million bucks.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in
the first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything
that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his
missing $10million,he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the $10 million
bucks he embezzled from me is.
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the
money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's
temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you
don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK, OK! You win! I will tell you,
just don't hurt me.
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my
cousin Anthony's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger".

Excellent Harry!

Hoist!