A married couple walked into a Jamaican tourist shop. The Jamaican salesman said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the salesman claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god that he was.The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
TheJaaian replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife,
finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem
on the wrong feet Mon! You got dem on de, wrong feet!"
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