It's Saturday morning, and Bob's just about to start a round of golf, when he realises that he has forgotten to tell his wife that the washing machine repair guy is coming round at noon. So, he heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.....
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi cutie, it's daddy." says Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?
"No daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says "But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mommy!"
"Okay then, here's what I want you to do. Lay the phone down, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to mommy and Uncle Frank that daddy's car has just pulled up in the driveway."
"Okay daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, daddy."
"And what happened, honey?"
"Well, mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on, and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug, and went out the front window, and now she's all dead."
"OH MY GOD! What about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgotten that last week you let all the water out to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool, and now he's all dead too!"
There is a long pause.........
"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"
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