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Crusty Old Biker
« on: December 13, 2007, 11:42:19 AM »
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a pub and
sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to
a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the
hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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Re: Crusty Old Biker
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 03:32:13 PM »
Funny  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Crusty Old Biker
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 07:56:07 PM »
THAT'S Funny!    :smilie_staub:
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Re: Crusty Old Biker
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 11:08:01 PM »
GOOD'UN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Crusty Old Biker
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 12:01:48 AM »
I don't get it.  Thats what I would say.  Oh, oh, "OLD" biker, yup, thats me.

Ride Safe.
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Re: Crusty Old Biker
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 02:55:54 PM »
Ugh........... I think I had lunch there....
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Re: Crusty Old Biker
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 03:33:29 PM »
very funny!!!!

Mark
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Re: Crusty Old Biker
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 03:33:56 PM »
ya didn't ask for extra sauce did ya? :'(
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