Topic: the bike (Read 620 times)

Steve_G · « **on:** December 28, 2007, 04:24:09 PM »

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
>> little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
>> "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
>> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
>> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
>> safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
>> reflector light on the back of it."
>> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
>> there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
>> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
>> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
>> the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Break-In · « **Reply #1 on:** December 28, 2007, 04:47:24 PM »

That was funny

Texas Lurker · « **Reply #2 on:** December 28, 2007, 08:00:32 PM »

LOL!!!!

Jock · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2007, 08:41:14 PM »

mrigeo · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2007, 10:04:35 PM »

out of the mouth of babes!!!! funny stuff.

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