Just received this email from a friend, thought I'd pass it on to all of you here!

Good News!
2008 Contract
After serious & cautious consideration.....
your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008!
It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!
My Wish for You in 2008
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your
lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap
you across the face and your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!
In simple words
May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that
what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for...