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The Half-Wit
« on: January 19, 2008, 02:07:08 PM »


 The Half-Wit
A man owned a small farm in Georgia.
The Georgia State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200.00 a week plus free room and board."
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150.00 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10.00 per week, pays his own room and board, and I by him a bottle of Bourbon every Saturday night.  He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
"That's the guy I want to talk to.........the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer.
 
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Re: The Half-Wit
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2008, 02:51:30 PM »
I can relate, as most small business owners probably can  :-\ :o
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Re: The Half-Wit
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2008, 03:34:54 PM »
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Re: The Half-Wit
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2008, 02:11:50 PM »
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Re: The Half-Wit
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2008, 02:31:45 PM »
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Re: The Half-Wit
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2008, 04:45:50 PM »
Quote from: LRebel on January 19, 2008, 02:51:30 PM
I can relate, as most small business owners probably can  :-\ :o

Ain't that the truth!!!!!! Linny
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Re: The Half-Wit
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 01:52:13 AM »
Wait a damned minute!  I'm trying to buy property to farm trees and stuff on!  I thought I was gonna get rich!!!!
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Re: The Half-Wit
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 04:35:21 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: Ain't that the truth.
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Re: The Half-Wit
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2008, 03:50:59 PM »
Quote from: Coolbreeze on January 21, 2008, 01:52:13 AM
Wait a damned minute!  I'm trying to buy property to farm trees and stuff on!  I thought I was gonna get rich!!!!

You and everybody else trying that!!!!
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