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Best lawyer joke
« on: January 24, 2008, 11:54:38 AM »

The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the
>city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the
>lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
>
>The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that
>even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't
>give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to
>your community through the United Way?'
>
>The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also

>show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she
>has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'
>
>Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, 'Uh... no, I didn't know
that.'
>
>'Secondly,' says the lawyer, ' did it show that my brother, a disabled
>veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support

>his wife and six children?'
>
>The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut
>off again.
>
>'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died

>in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and
>three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning
>disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?'
>
>The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry,
>I had no idea.'
>
>And the lawyer says, " So...
 
if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think
I'd give any to you ??? "







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Re: Best lawyer joke
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2008, 12:07:25 PM »

Good One.  I just love to send good attorney jokes to all my attorney friends  :D :D :D ;D
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Re: Best lawyer joke
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2008, 12:46:16 PM »

Good One.  I just love to send good attorney jokes to all my attorney friends  :D :D :D ;D

Attorney's have friends outside their circle?   :nixweiss: :)
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Re: Best lawyer joke
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2008, 12:53:40 PM »

Attorney's have friends outside their circle?   :nixweiss: :)

It's one of the charitable things that I do  :D
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Re: Best lawyer joke
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2008, 03:01:19 PM »

Hey, I think he's my liar, I mean lawyer.
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