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Why Men Have Better Friends
« on: February 18, 2008, 09:06:12 PM »

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.


 

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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2008, 10:05:30 PM »

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.


 



Roger, if you get a call tonight....
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2008, 10:24:29 PM »

Good one!  I've got a built in alibi with an identical twin brother.  Haven't needed to pull that card yet......
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2008, 12:42:38 AM »

Roger, if you get a call tonight....

 :2vrolijk_21: It's great to have Ed here tonight ::)
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2008, 06:45:31 AM »

Good one!  I've got a built in alibi with an identical twin brother.  Haven't needed to pull that card yet......

You don't mean to tell us that they're is one more with a puss like your's?
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2008, 07:29:25 AM »

yup.  That's me on the right (stage left).  I normally have a goatee also but shaved it for this party.  My twin brother is in the middle and my older brother (recovering from wrecking his Fat Boy last June) is the other end.
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2008, 07:44:44 AM »

A well known independent(Largest in Canada) Drywall & Insulation supply company is owned by a fellow by the name of Eugene George. 8 sons & they all look alike. Be quite honest with you very much like you. Related? Their home base is Kitchener Ontario but have 20 yards throughout Canada & the USA.
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2008, 07:48:59 AM »

nope
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2008, 07:58:32 AM »

Too bad. The guy is a Billionaire & you might have been able to collect inheritance. :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2008, 08:00:54 AM »

I'll have to check the family tree again.  Maybe there IS a branch that spans the Niagara River......
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2008, 08:33:29 AM »

I'll have to check the family tree again.  Maybe there IS a branch that spans the Niagara River......

I thought you'd want to check tree.lol 
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Re: Why Men Have Better Friends
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2008, 09:28:32 AM »

yup.  That's me on the right (stage left).  I normally have a goatee also but shaved it for this party.  My twin brother is in the middle and my older brother (recovering from wrecking his Fat Boy last June) is the other end.


No Family resemblance there.......................... :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :bananarock: 
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