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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into
a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come
on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a sh*thead. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important
at our age.

[Hoist!]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into
a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come
on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a sh*thead. He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important
at our age.

Lemme guess. The car had a "Hillary for President" bumper sticker on it, huh?!

Hoist!