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[GasRat]

My wife and I were watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have sex?'

'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said,

'I'd like to phone a friend.'


That's the last thing I remember.

[Hugh Janis]

yes, etiquette demands that you check with the audience 1st.