Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide.
Let's see now:
No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or
Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball,
no golf, no dancing,no music.
No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini
skirts and braless beauties.
No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no
lobster,no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks.
No Christmas!
Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no
doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. You can't shave. Your wife
can't shave.
You can't even shave your wife. Sand is everywhere.. Sand gets into
everything.
You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if
they catch you stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with
your chitty hand.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like
your camel, but your camel has a better disposition.
Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27
virgins and It all gets better!
So... Nope.... No mystery here!
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