A Biker's Story
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her
jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes
of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the
cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says,
' Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my
whole life. '
'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. '
'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
know, and tomorrow' s papers will have this on the first page. What
motorcycle do you ride?
'A Harley Davidson.'
The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper
to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first
page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Ain't that just the way the newspapers would print it.
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Topic: THE PRESS!!! (Read 520 times)