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[harleyteam]

> >> THIS IS A CLASSIC -
> >>
> >> On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of the United
> >> States , Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth.
> >>
> >> During that meeting, he asked her, 'How does one manage to run a
> >> country so smoothly?'
> >>
> >> 'That's easy,' the Queen replied, 'You surround yourself with
> >> intelligent ministers and advisors.'
> >>
> >> 'But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?', asked
> >> Bill.
> >>
> >> You ask them a riddle,' she replied, and with that she pressed a
> >> button and said, 'Would you please send Tony Blair in.'
> >>
> >> When Blair arrived, the Queen Said, 'I have a riddle for you to
> >> answer for me: Your parents had a child and it was not your sister. It
> >> also was not your brother. Who was this child?'
> >>
> >> Blair replied, 'That's easy. The child was me.'
> >>
> >> 'Very good,' said the Queen. 'You may go now.'
> >>
> >> Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and
> >> thinking back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary. He said to
> >> her, 'I have a Riddle for you, and the answer is very important. Your
> >> parents had a child, and it was not your sister, and it was not your
> >> brother. Who was that child?'
> >>
> >> Hillary replied, 'Yes, it is clearly very important that we
> >> determine the answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?'
> >>
> >> 'Yes,' said Bill, 'I'll give you four hours to come up with the
> >> answer.'
> >>
> >> So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to
> >> bottom, and asked them the riddle. But after much discussion and many
> >> suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite
> >> upset, not knowing what she would tell her husband, the former
> >> President. As Hillary was leaving her meeting she ran into her most
> >> formidable challenger to her Presidential Nomination, Barack Obama.
> >>
> >> So she said, 'Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your
> >> parents had a child, and it was not your sister, and it was not your
> >> brother. Who was the child?'
> >>
> >> 'That's seems pretty easy,' said Obama, 'I think the child would
> >> be me.'
> >>
> >> 'Oh thank you,' said Hillary. 'You may just have ensured my
> >> nomination for the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United
> >> States !'
> >>
> >> So Hillary went back to Bill and said, 'I think I know the
> >> answer to your riddle. The child was Barack Obama.!'
> >>
> >> 'No, you dip!' shouted Bill. 'The child was Tony Blair.'
> >>> >>

[SPIDERMAN]

Fortunately for all of us Hillary's problem is not that she isn't smart, but rather that she is too smart and like some very intelligent folks, she thinks the rest of us are bunch of dumbasses. Because of this, she never trusts us with the truth, which in many cases if she was forthright would be far less damaging to her than all of her bullchit and innuendo. Obama if nothing else figured this out before he ran. He has no past, so he tells no lies. When confronted with the past he distances himself from it and says he's "moved beyond" that phase or person or whatever. If this election isn't McCain (for all his weaknesses) in a landslide I'll be shocked.

B B

[Hugh Janis]

How do you expect Hillary to be able to concentrate on a riddle while under sniper fire?  Give her a break!

[FLYNDYNA]

First we would have to determine what the definition of "me" is...

[arcticdude]

The real question is "Did he have sex with that woman???" 


Of course, then you have to decide whether I meant Hillary or the Queen!

[SPIDERMAN]

The real question is "Did he have sex with that woman???" 


Of course, then you have to decide whether I meant Hillary or the Queen!

At least it WAS a woman (for sure not Hillary, I mean - - would you ?  EEWWWWW)

Some of those British Lords are into men, boys and - - - - well I won't say on a "family " forum. Just be thankful that ole Bill was a straight even if he couldn't keep it zipped. Now Hillary on the other hand exhibits all the classic signs of a woman who just hasn't had, seen or even heard mention of the Big O in light years ( and I ain't talkin Oprah neither, although rumor has it she swings that way)

Now I feel good, I've gotten a whole load of totally useless inuendo off my chest


B B

[MJZ]

How do you expect Hillary to be able to concentrate on a riddle while under sniper fire?  Give her a break!

  Very good.

[SPIDERMAN]

How do you expect Hillary to be able to concentrate on a riddle while under sniper fire?  Give her a break!

Very True, Limbaugh, Beck, BillO and Hanratty or whatever his name is sure do fire em off at her.