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[Hugh Janis]

The Transformative Effects of Marriage on the Y-chromosome.

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are
chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their
men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style,
stilettos and mask over their eyes

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came
back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask.
He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made
love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I
was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and
a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just
had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice,
super stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer,
and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

[miker]

    

That'd git me shot or somehow otherwise kilt in my sleep....I know when I must do my duty!

[Seegarsmkr]

   

That'd git me shot or somehow otherwise kilt in my sleep....I know when I must do my duty!

You are an outstanding American Miker