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An old man goes into a Pharmacy to buy some Viagra;

"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"

“I can cut them for you” said the chemist” but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. "

“I am 96 “said the old man.” I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers. "