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amigo Jorge

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Most of the time it's best to keep quiet...
« on: June 12, 2008, 08:45:42 AM »

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
 
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
 
'Oh, ! I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
 
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
 
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,
 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
 
To which the little girl replies,
"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know chit?"
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Re: Most of the time it's best to keep quiet...
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2008, 11:16:07 AM »

THAT is a keeper !!
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