> >
> > An
> > older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
> > evening
> > with a
> > beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for
> > a special ring for his girlfriend.
> >
> >
> >
> > The
> > jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old
> > man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
> >
> > At that
> > statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
> > brought
> > another
> > ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler
> > said.
> >
> > The
> > young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
> > excitement.
> >
> > The old
> > man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
> >
> > The
> > jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
> > 'By
> > check.
> > I know
> > you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it
> > now
> > and
> > you
> > can call
> > the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up
> > Monday
> > afternoon,' he said. Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.
> > 'There's no money in that account.'
> >
> > 'I
> > know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my
> > weekend!'
> >
> > All
> > Seniors Aren't Senile!!!
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