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[GasRat]

The fallout from the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

 After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

 On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! 

 Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million, for an hour of sex every night for 5 yea rs (a saving of $41.7 million).
 
 Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
 
Sometimes renting makes far more sense then "buying". 

[hard10]

I'm still trying to figure out why this is in the "humor" section? Shouldn't be listed in "News" for lessons learned (or should have known)?

[MUFFMAN]

I'm still trying to figure out why this is in the "humor" section? Shouldn't be listed in "News" for lessons learned (or should have known)?

Probably because it's f'n hilarious that Sir Paul was too smart to get a prenup. Wish I had his problems.  : _21:THE MUFFMAN