Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Little Johnny  (Read 571 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

porthole

  • 10K CVO Member
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10770
  • Welcome to the Machine

    • CVO1: 2005.3217-45 FLHTCSE2
    • Porthole II
Little Johnny
« on: July 19, 2008, 07:39:08 AM »

A union teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many
Of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but
Wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands
Except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and
Your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
Logged
:fireman: Duane  :fireman:

2005 Cherry SEEG
1982 LowRider * 1974 XLCH * 1972 Adnoh
You can't control the weather, only how you deal with it

hunter

  • Elite CVO Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 850
  • Have rifle, will travel

    • CVO1: 2008 SERK, Black & Silver with RH TD
Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 01:04:51 PM »

I knew there was a reason I wasn't obama fan, just couldn't figure it out.  Good one.
Logged
Lack of money is the source of all evils.

Hugh Janis

  • Jim
  • 5k CVO Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6121

    • CVO1: FLHTCUSE2 Cherry and Black
Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 01:07:44 PM »

My Mom is a moron and my Dad is an idiot.  Does that make me an Obama fan?  I thought I wasn't.   :nixweiss: :nixweiss:
Logged
"I don't mind coming to work,
But that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch."

Click link for BBQ song..   http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825742
 

Page created in 0.211 seconds with 21 queries.