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[MUFFMAN]

A woman scanned the guests at a dinner party and spotted an attractive man standing alone, so she approached him. "Hi, my name is Carman" she said. "That's a beautiful name", he replied."Is it a family name"? "No",she replied." I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most. Cars and men". "Whats your name?" she asked. He said "B.J. Titsenbeer."  THE MUFFMAN