Girl's night out!!!!
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were
very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery.
Neither of them had anything to wipe with. The first one thought she would just
take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of
panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned
that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned
the other husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back
with a card stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!'
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