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RJ749

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Woman shot in Parking Lot
« on: August 15, 2008, 12:20:06 PM »

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, with her eyes closed, and with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man immediately called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister she purchased in the store had explo ded from the heat,
 making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.

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Re: Woman shot in Parking Lot
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 02:12:58 PM »

 ;D :D ;D

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Re: Woman shot in Parking Lot
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 03:20:58 PM »

 :-\Linda must be the same blonde that when asked by her girlfriend, while laying on the beach in San Diego, "which do you think are closer, the stars or Florida?"

Linda's reply was "Duh, can you see Florida?" :carrot: :apple: :jalapeno: :cucumber: :pineapple: :pepper: :bananarock: :mango: :orange:
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