Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her
childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year
old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Herb
looked Sandy in the eyes and said 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope
you could deal with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes I wil l marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky."
' Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Herb whisked Sandy off to their
hotel suite and they started touching and teasing, holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Herb ran after her
to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
"Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches short!"