SPRING BREAK IN MEXICO
Three Buffalo college students go down to Mexico for spring
break,
spend the entire time drunk, and wake up in jail, only to
find that they
are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can
remember what
they did all week.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric
chair, and is
asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I am from Canisius College and believe in
the almighty
power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent." They throw
the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
prostrate
themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her
last words,
"I am from the UB School of Law and I believe in the
power of justice
to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again,
they all
immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness,
and release
her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says,
"Well, I'm from Buff
State and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and
I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't
plug this thing in."
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