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[erniezap]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the
bathroom.
 A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
bar.
 
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the
drunk is screaming.
'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring
the customers!'
 
'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to
flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.'
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says. 'You
idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!'

[MIKEYTEE]

Been there but haven't done that!
Mike
 

[Fired00d]

I would've ended up dead. I end up "bowing to the porcelain queen" when I drink to much, and in that situation I'd have been choking myself to death.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[MIKEYTEE]

I would've ended up dead. I end up "bowing to the porcelain queen" when I drink to much, and in that situation I'd have been choking myself to death.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

What is to much?
I've had TOO Manybut neverto much!
Mike
 

[Fired00d]

What is to much?
I've had TOO Manybut neverto much!
Mike
 

To much is when you "come to" the next day and tell yourself you'll never do it again...........................................











until the next time.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[FLSTFI Dave]

What is to much?
I've had TOO Manybut neverto much!
Mike
 

I have never had to much to drink.  I have however been over served several times.