THE MAILMAN'S LAST DAY
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he
was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on
his way with big gift certificate envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At each of the houses along his route, he was met
with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types
and values.
At the final house he was met at the door
by a strikingly beautiful young blonde
in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand,
gently led him through the door (which she closed
behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had
a most passionate liaison.
Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed
him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles,
and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of
steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill
sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was just
too wonderful for words,' he said,......but what's the dollar
for?'
'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my
husband that today would be your last day...and that we
should do something special for you.
I asked him what to give you?'
He said, "...Screw him ......give him a dollar."
The blonde then blushed and said, '....But the breakfast was my idea.'
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