The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love
to a very attractive young woman. The wife was, understandably, quit upset!
'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce!'
The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute, please, so at least I can tell
you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out
and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed
that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that
she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing
devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a
shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and
full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave
her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use
because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was
your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good
taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at
the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair just
like them.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my
understanding and help, that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please... Do you have anything else that
your wife doesn't use?'
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