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Guts and Balls
« on: December 24, 2008, 04:27:01 PM »
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition
for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
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Re: Guts and Balls
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2008, 11:54:57 AM »
 :D

now that's some funny chit!!!

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Re: Guts and Balls
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2008, 12:04:42 PM »
How about this one.
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Re: Guts and Balls
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2008, 12:07:54 PM »
I like this on better.
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Re: Guts and Balls
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2008, 12:13:04 PM »
Where can I get one of those remotes?
 :orange:  :nixweiss:  :mango:

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Re: Guts and Balls
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 12:14:59 PM »
Quote from: BG on December 31, 2008, 12:13:04 PM
Where can I get one of those remotes?
 :orange:  :nixweiss:  :mango:

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Contact 2Lane. He's putting together a Group Buy for them as we speak!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Guts and Balls
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 12:18:47 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on December 31, 2008, 12:14:59 PM
Contact 2Lane. He's putting together a Group Buy for them as we speak!!! ::) ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Guts and Balls
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2008, 12:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Fired00d on December 31, 2008, 12:18:47 PM
Hmmmmm... we know which voice that is... :devil:  :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Guts and Balls
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2008, 12:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Hoist! on December 31, 2008, 12:19:40 PM
;D ;D ;D :2vrolijk_21:

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