Two fleas from Saskatchewan had an agreement to meet every winter in
Yuma for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Yuma , he's all blue, shivering and
shaking, nearly froze to death!
The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?'
The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Regina , Saskatchewan in
the mustache of a guy on a Harley.'
The other flea responds saying, 'That's the worst way to travel.
Try what I do. Go to the Plains Hotel Bar in Regina . Have a few
drinks.
While you are there, look for a nice snowbird, crawl up her leg and
nestle in where it's warm and cozy.
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
next winter.
A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Yuma , he is all
blue, and shivering and shaking again. Nearly froze to death.
The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?'
'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said ...
I went to the Plains bar. I had a few drinks.
Finally, this nice young snowbird came in. I crawled right up to her
warm cozy spot.
It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately.
When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley.
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Topic: 2 FLEAS FROM SASKATCHEWAN & a Harley Story (Read 741 times)