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Three Blondes
« on: January 18, 2009, 08:16:23 AM »

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.

The first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.

The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.

Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
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Re: Three Blondes
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2009, 08:31:59 AM »

wow   ;)
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Re: Three Blondes
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2009, 10:22:09 AM »

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