A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle
laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The
Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant
you one wish anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well,
I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to
drink vodka whenever want, so make me pee vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a
glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and
it's clear. Looks like vodka.
Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste
and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to
his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down
the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and
pee's into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is
reluctant but goes a head and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she
has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.
The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to
get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee into the two
glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the
couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his
wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink
vodka." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the
table. The Russian begins to pee in the glass and when he fills it
his wife asks him, "But Boris,why do we need only one glass?" Boris
raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my dear, you drink from
the bottle."
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