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[GregKhougaz]

         


          A 10 year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"  "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.  The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, "Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."  "NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.  The biker pulls up to the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride."  At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley, so, YOU ride it!"