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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Redneck Palm Pilot should not be confused with the condition known as Rosy Palm Syndrome (palmas rosaceas). The Redneck Palm Pilot is intended to assist the user with daily tasks such as shopping lists, to do lists, simple driving directions and the like. Rosy Palm Syndrome is a well-documented medical condition common among teen-aged, redneck males who are intergender-communicationally challenged which tends to be chronic though not acute.
Patients suffering from chronic Rosy Palm Syndrome should use the Redneck Palm Pilot only on the advice of their physcian. Use of the Redneck Palm Pilot may experience a worsening of Rosy Palm Syndrome and may experience the more serious, though not life-threatening, condition Greasy Black Palm Syndrome (palmas negras de smearicas). If you experience the symptoms of Greasy Black Palm Syndrome, immediately wash your hands with Dawn dish detergent followed by a good antibacterial soap and seek medical attention.