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Arkansas Engineers
« on: April 09, 2009, 03:34:31 PM »
 Arkansas Engineers

 Ray & Bubba, 2 mechanical engineers from Arkansas were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
 A blond woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole", said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
 The blond woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches,long" and walked away.
 Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman?! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

 Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government helping to design the "stimulus package program"
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Re: Arkansas Engineers
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 09:50:35 AM »
That's because women worry more about length than they do height!
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Re: Arkansas Engineers
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 11:09:23 AM »
No No No.  They were hired by a defense contractor.
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Re: Arkansas Engineers
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 03:15:33 PM »
Quote from: arcticdude on April 10, 2009, 09:50:35 AM
That's because women worry more about length than they do height!
So you're saying size matters?  Don't forget girth... oh forget it.  :huepfenlol2:   :huepfenlol2:   :huepfenlol2:   :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Arkansas Engineers
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 04:48:34 PM »
Quote from: GregKhougaz on April 10, 2009, 03:15:33 PM
So you're saying size matters?  Don't forget girth... oh forget it.  :huepfenlol2:   :huepfenlol2:   :huepfenlol2:   :huepfenlol2:



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