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The death of the Energizer Bunny... :-''(


The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the
Energizer Bunny.  He was six years old.  Authorities believe that the
death occurred at approximately 8:42 PM last evening.  Best known as
the irritating pink bunny that kept going and going and going.

"Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the
time of his death.  An autopsy was performed early this morning.  Chief
Medical Examiner, Dr. Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was
acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation.  Apparently,
someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he kept coming
and coming and coming...